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But wait! There’s more…

DEATH, DISMEMBERMENT AND A LITTLE BIT OF SASS is now $16.95*!

What? $16.95*? You’re crazy!!

Yes, $16.95*! And yes I am crazy! but I’d prefer it if you didn’t bring it up in civilized company thank you very much.

But for a limited time only (until the apocalypse) you can get DEATH, DISMEMBERMENT AND A LITTLE BIT OF SASS for $16.95*!

But WAIT!! There’s still more!!

Oh, no there isn’t.

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*prices are in USD.

 

P.s. Amazon.com will be reflecting these changes within the next few weeks. Thankyou for calling.

Book Trailer

So, I tried my hand at making a book trailer.

The one thing I learned when making it was this – Start with the music because it’s a bastard finding something that works at the end.

Anyway, here is the finished product.

Available at Amazon.com

or from Lulu.com

Amazoned Up

Not that I was typing my own name into Amazon.com or anything… But I accidentally came across this –

That’s right, you can now get Death, Dismemberment and a Little Bit of Sass at Amazon.com.

Awesome.

on a side note – you can also add it to your WeRead or Librarything

Save 10%!! Squee!!!

Yay!! Excitement!! Saving Money!! Cheap!! Squee!!

From now until the end of January you can get 10% off when you buy Death, Dismemberment and a Little Bit of Sass.

And, because I’m awesome, I’ll even tell you how to get it.

First, you go to this page here

Then click “Buy” and enter code ‘ READMORE2010 ‘ at checkout.

It’s so easy you should buy two Three!!

Exceptionally Unnecessary Fanpages

Before we begin, remember that you can buy Death, Dismemberment and a Little Bit of Sass here

But the big news is that now you can also become a fan on facebook – Here

Squee!

And you can become a fan of me too – Over here . Because I’m just that narcissistic. And by narcissistic I mean Awesome.

It’s quite weird having a fan page, especially one created by myself. But it was more that I wanted a separate page for friends and whoseewhatsits than anything. It’s a very distant concern but I’m always one to make a preemptive strike…

Plus I was bored.

Oh, won’t you be my fan?

Death, Dismemberment and a Little Bit of Sass

Death, Dismemberment and a Little Bit of Sass

Support independent publishing: Buy this book on Lulu.


Death, Dismemberment and a Little Bit of Sass
– my POD published book of insanely good short stories is now available at Lulu.com.


In the midst of a zombie apocalypse might one man have a second chance at love?

When a werewolf hunter faces his worst nemesis yet – a psychiatrist – who will come out on top?

A woman in a religious cult begins to hear voices but will they lead her to salvation or destruction?

A family’s vacation is cut short when they try to help a stranded spaceship, but who really needs the help?

All of these and more in this collection of eleven murderously good short stories

There is –

  • Where Wolf?
  • Truckstop Unicorn
  • Icy Dead People
  • Dah’min
  • Oneirophasia
  • And much, much more… Eleven in total.


Here’s what the critics are saying -

“This books is awesome!! Amazing! Four stars… What? If you want more stars, it’ll cost you extra. Where’s my money?”

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“I’ll say whatever you want, just leave my kids alone. Please.”

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“Oh god!! Stop hitting me!! Okay, okay, Five stars. FIVE STARS!! Oh god, I’m bleeding.”

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I’m very proud.

So, BUY IT NOW! and enjoy almost 200 pages of murdery goodness!

I know I did -

Death, Dismemberment and a Little Bit of Sass

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Don't be afraid. Everything will be just fine.


Just sit back and enjoy the journey into the seriously mundane and trivially obscure regions of my conciousness for all the penguin references you can handle

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