Posts Tagged ‘Movie’

It’s been a week since new years already. Can you believe it?

So much has happened already. So, here’s a bit of an update -

First up, I decided to take a weeks holiday down in Melbourne at the end of January. I’ll be there for my sisters birthday party. I got a great deal on the flight and it ended up costing me about half I thought it would. It’ll be good to get away from my hermit-like existence for a while too.

Then there’s my new phone. Well, it will be new when I get it. I’ve been thinking about upgrading my Treo for a while now and so I was looking at it again. I always feel uncomfortable replacing something that still works well enough and I almost passed, to leave it for another month, when I realized my present phone is almost two years old now, which i decided makes it alright.

I also got my copy of Dr. Horrible’s Sing-Along Blog. Which is awesome with a capital awe. Still hilarious as when I first saw it, the songs still rock and it still makes my cry like inspector gadget when he found out he had cancer.

Also, (did you hear?), the new Doctor was announced a day or so ago. It’s some dude with no eyebrows and the name Matt Smith. (Would’ve been better had his name been John…)

And last but not least… (But pretty close enough). I came across this site xtranormal, where you make little movies. I wanted to try it out so I used a conversation between me and a friend over the net. My side of the conversation is from the… piggy? thing? on the left.

A few years ago while in a particularly silly mood I came up with the name Bruce the Magical Unicorn. I always wanted to do something with it – write a ridiculous short story or something…

Until now. Someone has done something much better with a loosely similar idea in mind. (similar because they both have unicorn in the name)

This is Charlie the Unicorn.

Charlie the Unicon’s webstore

I just saw another movie which came to the end with the good guys holding a gun at the bad guys and then this sentence

“If I kill him then I’m no better than he is…”

I just have one question. What the bloody hell does that mean anyway? seriously? Is there a flimsier excuse for not killing the bad guy?

You’ve been trying to defeat this cretin for the last 90 minutes of film while he’s been killing your father or all of your friends or stealing and pillaging and plundering and whatever, and simply killing the bastard makes you as bad as he is?

What if Sigourney Weaver had said that in Alien? What if Nightmare on Elm St had ended with that line? What if Uma Thurman had said that at the end of Kill Bill? What if Bruce Campbell had said that at the end of Army of Darkness?
And then! To make matters (or should I say the film) worse – The bad guy gets up and attacks again… And they end up killing him anyway!

Can anyone say convoluted crap?

Whoever started this needs a swift kick in the nards… and likewise to anybody who ever wrote this into their script.

Double that if they thought it was a good idea.